Dear Subway

Is it just me, or does the phrase "pulled pork sandwich" sound like some sort of filthy euphemism.

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Yeah Tanya, reckon I mighta had a few too many last night, 'ay. After the pub closed, y'know, I went 'round the backa Mobil with Dazza, y'know … 'cause that seemed like a good idea at the time. So anyway, I'm standin' there … y'know, pullin' some pork as it were … and then bloody Mick comes 'round the corner, an' … well … y'know, normally I woulda told him to piss-off, but … I dunno … one thing led to another, an' the next thing I know I'm havin' a pulled pork sandwich.

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And no, this is definitely not a conversation I had with a cousin when I was in my twenties. So don't even ask, okay.

Got up this morning, and watched the women's water polo, only to see Australia get knocked out in another penalty shoot-out. Bloody hell. We got done by the Kiwis in the hockey too. Looks like we'll have to make do with the Rugby until Tokyo.