Friday, 28 October 2016

U Block Ads?

Welcome to another installment of obvious stuff that may not be obvious to everyone.

There's a lot of drama surrounding internet ad-blockers. Not only the ethics of using them, but the fact that a number of them use questionable or obnoxious revenue models. Now, I'm not someone who shies away from getting into the weeds when it comes to ethical questions, but that's not what this post is all about.

If you currently use—or would like to start using—a browser extension to block ads, I'd like to suggest you take a look at "uBlock Origin", assuming you're not already using it.

uBO is an attractive, open-source app, written by a respected developer who doesn't use it to make money; you can't even donate to the project. It's simple to install and doesn't require any user setup or interaction; which is great if you're non-techy and just want ads to go away. On the other hand, it's also highly configurable, with plenty of easily tweakable options, for those who want a more customized experience. You can even set it to only block ads on websites where they really give you the shits. Handy if you've got a conscience, eh?

One thing I will note is that I don't technically use uBO myself. I use a more advanced application called uMatrix, which is made by the same developer and shares most of the same code. uMatrix isn't targeted at blocking ads though; it's a general purpose internet filter that can be used to block everything from javascript & cookies to pictures & video. Oh, and I can personally attest that it's really fuckin' good. uBO, however, should be more than enough for most normies. Of the people I know who block ads, most—if not all—have made the switch; many from similar extensions, such as adBlock+.

uBO can be runs on most Firefox and Chromium based browsers (such as Chrome). Installation instructions can be found here.

NOTE: If you are installing it on Chrome, make sure you read those couple of lines on web-sockets, as you'll almost certainly want to install the uBO-Websockets helper extension as well.

COMING SOON: A look at the current state of cyber-crime (inspired by Squib).

Thursday, 27 October 2016

… No, he didn't seem drunk, and there was no smell of alcohol.

I was thinking of something funny today, while walking to the shops. As I passed a bloke coming the other way he gave me a nod and a wink and a sly "G'day". I have to admit, I was a little bit surprised … until I realised I must have been smiling like an idiot the whole time we were approaching each other.

On my way back from the shops, I detected the smell of pizza cooking. It smelled good. As I rounded a corner, I almost trod in a massive puddle of vomit. Hawaiian, by the looks of it. I couldn't help but wonder if it had come from Mr G'day.

Anybody know what this "Red Pill" business is all about?

I saw today that there's been a successful online petition to stop Palace Cinemas in Melbourne from screening a crowd-funded doco on "men's rights" called "The Red Pill".

Anyone know what the fuck this is all about? Would anybody seriously pull a flick over an online petition? … With less than two and a half thousand "signatures"?

Suggested theories:

  1. Somebody at Palace has a problem with the film, the distributor, or crowd-funding, and was looking for an excuse to dump it.
  2. Nobody's dumping anything, and either the film-maker, or the cinema, or both, did this to drum up publicity.

I don't even know what the beef is with this thing. Looking through the above articles, the best I got was that some of the men featured in it have said hateful things about women in the past. Really? That's enough to drop a movie over? I noticed that in stating their case, the petitioners linked to two other pages. Curiously, one of them, has had stuff added to it to specifically address the issue:

I’m against this sort of thing on principle. But it’s also a very bad move practically. These sorts of campaigns give the film free publicity. They allow Cassie Jaye and her supporters to play the part of free-speech martyrs—especially ironic given the ongoing efforts of MRAs and fellow travelers in the alt right to silence women and feminists through harassment.

And the other one ironically contains this line:

Is it even worth pointing out that being criticized for what you say is not the same as being denied your right to say it?

I sincerely hope this isn't on the level. As much as anyone can, I love calling people "full of shit" when I think they're full of shit, but I generally don't like seeing creative works getting blacklisted due to moral outcry. Especially when it's this fucking minor.

Sunday, 23 October 2016

Election Summary SHOCK! (or not)

Six months or so ago—around about the time when it became clear that we were going to see a biffo between Hillary & Don—I made a prediction that the election was going to come down to Hillary hammering Trump for being a sexist pig. Obviously, I didn't foresee the surfacing of secret recordings of Trump boorishly boasting about groping women's boxes, but I think I'd still like to claim that one as a win.

Since the start of the weekend, I've had some free time, and a (mostly) working internet connection (sort of)—both of which I've used to listen to the Trump tapes—and I have to say, I found them pretty obnoxious (if not outright revolting). However … I've also been leafing through documents on Wikileaks.

In this post, I'm going to outline what I make of both candidates at this point in time, and whom I would vote for if it were up to me to cast a ballot. My conclusions may just surprise you … but probably not.

Caveats:

Just because a candidate holds a belief or desire to do something, doesn't mean they're actually going to get the opportunity to do it, or that their mind isn't going to be changed once they're in office. Also, there's probably a lot more made of the Presidential elections than there needs to be. Ultimately, a lot of what happens with the country is going to rest on congress.

Trump:

Trump appears to be a corrupt and clownish property tycoon from New York. Given the stories surrounding some of his business ventures, it's highly likely he's had dealings with organised crime. He's a boorish, bullying, braggart—full of himself and pretty much full of shit—so much so that it's hard to tell what he's talking about sometimes. Most of the time, it seems he has no real knowledge or understanding of how the machinery of government works. When pressed, he often releases half-developed brain-farts which waft out of his mouth and then disappear, never to be heard of again.

On the other hand, he seems fairly consistent on the following topics:

  1. Stop illegal immigration.
  2. End free-trade deals that disadvantage American workers.
  3. Force corporations and high-income earners to pay more tax by simplifying the tax code and eliminating loop-holes.
  4. Work with Russia to stabilise the middle east.

If Trump were to be elected, he would probably say and do a lot of stupid things, envelop himself in a never-ending series of low-consequence "scandals" in the media, and thoroughly embarrass the United States on the world stage. However, if he legitimately pushed for those four things he says he wants—and managed to get them—he may actually be a net benefit for the country.

Aside:

Specifically on the sexual-predator thing: Assuming Trump wasn't talking out of his arse on those tapes—y'know, in order to make himself sound like a big man in front of his mates—assuming he does swagger around grabbing whoever he sees by whatever body body part he wants—it's likely that someone like him will molest the same number of women over the next four years, regardless of whether he becomes president or not. That is to say, you wouldn't be saving anyone from being harassed by keeping him out of office—it'd just be different people he'd be harassing. I know that's a cold blooded thing to say, but the reason why I'm rationalising something as horrid as sexual assault may become clear by the time you get to the end.

Clinton:

As I see it, Hillary appears to be a calculating, manipulative, Machiavellian schemer, with no regard for democracy, the rule of law, or human life—who has spent decades building up the connections and resources needed to be a power-player on an international scale. She doesn't appear to have any particular interest in or allegiance to the United States, but sees things in a global context. Her vision appears to be some sort of gradual expansion of the European model to encompass the western world—and then presumably everything. The establishment of an unelected, international bureaucracy that sits above the level of the nation-state, which has the power to impose regulations and overturn laws, and will gradually see the dissolution of national sovereignty.

For clarification: I don't think that she and her people expect to accomplish this in eight years, or even in Hillary's lifetime; I don't even think they're thinking of it in the concise and concrete terms I've laid out here. Nor do I think they're malicious about it—they're not, after all, evil moustache-twirling villains. I think they look at both the democratic process and a world divided into separate nation-states, and they see the potential for dangerously unpredictable chaos—and their natural proclivity is towards consolidation and control. I also think they see themselves—by the virtue of their wealth and success—as the only people qualified to steer the ship.

Extra clarification: I don't think Hillary is going to establish a non-democratic world-government over the course of her presidency; but I do believe that she and the people she surrounds herself with are going to put in place measures that slowly see us moving (further) in that direction—if for no other reason than because they believe it's the best course for humanity.

But it's this idea of knowing what's best, being above the masses, and working towards a greater good, that justifies anything and everything; including mass corruption, rigging elections, destroying whole populations economically, and chucking millions of people into a fucking meat-grinder. See, it's all going to be worth it; it's all going to be—wait, just hang on for a sec—before we do anything else, we need to get control of the oil-fields in the middle east. Oh, and the pipe-lines and transport routes that connect them out of the middle east. See, it doesn't matter if the whole region has to suffer the same fate as Iraq & Libya; it doesn't matter if the whole thing devolves into a prolonged civil war; it doesn't matter if Europe is swamped by millions of refugees (in fact, they appear to mock countries like Germany for taking them in); it doesn't matter if we end up with dozens, or even hundreds of terrorist attacks in the west; it doesn't even matter if the instability consumes Turkey, and the fighting spreads all the way to the borders of Europe—all of that's been factored in—what matters is that any organised military force in the region (that can't be controlled) needs to go. Assad needs to go, the Ayatollah needs to go, Erdogan might need to go, and Putin … well, obviously Putin needs to go, but he's a bit of a tough nut to crack, and we don't want a fuckin' nuclear war & shit. But even if we have to have one, there's that whole greater good thing, remember.

Conclusion:

Given all the information I have at this point in time, I would probably vote for Trump. I don't think he's a good person and I don't expect he'd make a good president; however, I do believe he may be the lesser of two evils. If nothing else, the fact that he's a small-time crook and con-artist, without the Clinton's resources, connections, or political knowledge, means there's probably a limit to the damage he could do. There's a slim chance he might even do some good.

On the other hand, Clinton has enough skill and experience to keep the ship motoring up shit creek so steadily that most of us won't even notice.

Final Thoughts:

There's a lot of stuff on Wikileaks, and reading through emails without annotations or outside context is frustrating. I've had to rely a lot on 3rd party resources and analysis—much of it from small independent bloggers, podcasters, and youtubers—mostly because the mainstream media analysis seems to have been pretty superficial.

Click here to view unrelated rant about the ABC

Something that's given me the shits with ABC24 since it started: rather than digging deep on a story, they seem content to simply rake over the same six inches of topsoil over and over and over again until they drop the story and move on to raking the topsoil of something else. "Here's a quick summary with Virginia Trioli, followed by a quick summary of "THE SAME FUCKIN' THING" with the morning presenter, followed by a quick summary with the midday presenter, followed by a quick summary with the afternoon presenter, followed by a quick summary and some annoying professional talking-heads arguing shit for ten minutes on The Drum, followed by a quick summary on the evening news, followed by a quick summary and a five minute interview on the 7:30 Report, followed by a quick summary on The World, followed by another quick summary and another five minute interview on Lateline; and then, look at that—HOLY FUCK—WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME TO DO ANY IN DEPTH ANALYSIS!" By the way, ABC news radio is just as bad.

At one point in the Hillary/Podesta emails, they talk about how they've worked to manufacture an uninformed and obedient citizenry; however, they add that whilst said citizenry is still uninformed, their obedience has started slipping. I believe this is a reference to people using the internet to bypass the traditional news media, and the ensuing rise of unconventional leadership such as Donald Trump & Bernie Sanders. I also recommend doing your own research and reaching your own conclusions.

Saturday, 15 October 2016

Must be something in the water.

In my life, I've drunk tank water, bore water, and town water; and I've often scoffed at those who can't handle whatever happens to be on tap at the time—like cockies who've been raised on tank water and complain bitterly any time they have to drink anything else. Fuckin' whingers and sooks, I say!

Well, I don't want to name where I am, but suffice to say—at this very moment—I am whinging and sooking mightily.

The town water here tastes like a diabolical cocktail of putrescent mud and chlorine.

I've noticed all of the locals are drinking tank water. Part of me suspects there's a plot afoot to sell bottled water to outsiders. If so, then it's working. I'm even using the stuff to boil the billy when I make tea.

Yes, it's that fuckin' bad.

Thursday, 13 October 2016

Let's Play Dictionary

Here's a new game. I'll give you a definition and you see if you can invent a word that fits it, okay?

What do you call it when you come up with a new and innovative solution for a problem, but instead of fixing the problem, your you-beaut solution ends up making the problem worse than you had imagined it could possibly get; effectively redefining your idea of a worst-case scenario?

I may or may not need to use this word right now.

Wednesday, 12 October 2016

Why it's important for your kids to learn trigonometry.

SLAB FOR NEW BUILDING 30m 30m 9m 9.035m 31.917m 30.714m a c b 2a + 2b = c ÷ __ ? - sin - cos - tan shit Alex How the fuck do I get this square? HELP!!!

Wednesday, 5 October 2016

Stop using Yahoo

On the back of my posts on hard-drive failure and pass-phrases, I thought it might be worth launching a full-fledged series on "obvious" topics which may not actually be obvious to everybody.

Yahoo is a company that's been circling the drain for a few years now. Recently, it came to light that they lost a bunch of their user's data—possibly several years ago, without telling anyone.

I don't think Yahoo actually let you delete user accounts, but at this point, if you do have any old Yahoo email accounts lying around, you should probably just go and delete everything out of them; and then make sure none of the online services you use (Facebook, Twitter, etc) use a Yahoo address for identification.

Oh, and change your password too, I suppose. In any case, the moral of the story is, stop using Yahoo.

How well do you speak Bushy?

Hi everybody. How goes it back in civilisation? Things are okay out here. Sadly though, it seems I won't be getting home now until some time in November … probably.

Anyway, I thought this'd be a fun little game to keep you mob occupied while I'm away. For each thing listed below, write—in the box next to it—what you think a typical person from the bush one of my rellies would call a group of that thing. Examples of possible answers are: flock, herd, school, swarm, infestation, pack, and crowd. Don't cheat by looking at the source code!

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