Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Another New Podcast

So, on the new Aussie open-source podcast, they recommended a Filipino open-source podcast.

Third-World Linux

… And it's pretty good too. Very similar to the style of the Aussie one. Two young blokes chatting in a laid-back, informal manner. Amongst the Linux related topics, the chat strays into Filipino politics; poverty, democracy, selling your vote, national identity and being part of the Spanish empire. They also talk about what it's like getting an education in a multi-lingual culture. Interesting stuff.

I think I'll be sticking with this one … at least for a while.

Episode 66: Stuff People Tell Us (2015-09-29)

Tuesday, 29 September 2015

New Podcast

It's actually been going since the start of the year, but I only just found out about it. Someone on one of the other podcasts I listen to mentioned that there was an open-source-tech-news podcast FROM AUSTRALIA that he really liked.

So, I've spent the last few days listening to the back catalogue. I don't think I can recommend it, since I doubt any of the three people who read this blog would want to listen to it; but for me, it's actually a bit exciting. I've complained before about the lack of these types of shows covering things from a local perspective. This one—well—it's a bit rough, and it's certainly not fantastic, but it's not total shit either; and after all, beggars can't be choosers.

It's a very laid back show. Reminds me of the days when I used to go to people's places and they'd be listening to JJJ. They even play music from local underground bands.

This is the latest episode (which I haven't listened to yet, because I'm working through them in order). If you do decide to have a listen, take a care about where & when you play it. While it is technically a technology podcast, there's profanity aplenty and the music tends to be A LOT louder than the talking parts.

SystemAU - Ep17 (2015-09-28)

Sunday, 27 September 2015

If only more American Republicans politicians thought this way.

This is kind of a continuation of the last post.

I'm not a supporter of Ron Paul's brand of Libertarianism, but I thought this ad that he ran in 2012 was one of the best campaign ads I've ever seen.

It's been stuck in my brain ever since I saw it, and floats to the surface just about every time I see a news item about military intervention in the Middle East.

Is Jeremy Corbyn's Foreign Policy Antisemitism? (aka: when comments go feral)

This post is actually a comment from another post which grew too long to post as a comment and so had to be posted as a post. *sigh*

I don't want to defend Jeremy Corbyn. I haven't heard anything about him, except for the debate about his economic beliefs (he might be a total fuckwit, for all I know); however, I would like to point out a few issues I have with this article on The Guardian:

The author clearly states "I genuinely believe that Corbyn does not have an antisemitic bone in his body". In fact, that's also the sub-heading of the article—which then goes on to list a bunch of people & organisations Corbyn can be linked to.

Firstly, being linked to a group or sharing a platform with them—or even supporting them on a particular issue—does not mean you support every aspect of, or endorse every statement that every member of that group has ever made. I'm reminded of when the Katter party and the Greens held joint rallies against coal-seam-gas up here.

Secondly, I don't think there's any person or group in the world that's spoken out against Israel that hasn't been labelled antisemitic: A) Because that's what hard-line pro-Israelis like to do; and B) Expressing anti-Israeli sentiments will naturally engender support from genuine antisemites, making it easy to tar you with that brush.

But let's look at the specific examples given in the article:

• Corbyn once described it as his “honour and pleasure” to host “our friends” from Hamas and Hezbollah in parliament. According to Corbyn, he extended his invitation to the aforementioned groups – and spoke of them glowingly – because all sides need to be involved in the peace process.

It then goes on to talk about the extremist rhetoric in Hamas' charter as the (sole?) reason why Hamas cannot be a party to peace negotiations. Yet within five minutes I found this article ON THE FUCKING GUARDIAN about Hamas pulling back on their "death to Israel" bullshit in 2006, and this article, also ON THE FUCKING GUARDIAN, entitled "Sometimes it's good to talk—even to 'terrorists'", where Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal is quoted saying the charter is “a piece of history and no longer relevant, but cannot be changed for internal reasons”.

I suppose the bloke who wrote this Corbyn piece was also against the Northern Ireland peace process—because who gives a shit about the results, you should NEVER talk to terrorists! Right?

NOTE: When western leaders are questioned about why they regularly stick their tongues up the arses of the Saudi royal family—one of the most barbaric, oppressive, and discriminatory dictatorships on the planet—their response is always that they're more likely to make progress if they keep diplomatic channels open and friendly.

• Presented a call-in programme on Press TV, a propaganda channel of the Iranian government which was banned by Ofcom and which regularly hosts Holocaust deniers

Yes, this is terrible. Also, the Murdoch press is a shadowy organisation that subverts democracy, engages in institutionalised criminal practices, and actively championed the invasion of a country under false pretences, resulting in the deaths on hundreds of thousands of civilians. And the BBC is a government funded media organisation which actively covered up the actions of a notorious paedophile … oh, and was also on board with the whole invasion thing. Everyone who has ever had anything to do with any of these media organisations should be shot! (Hey, charging people with crimes by association is easy and fun!)

• Been accused of donating money to self-proclaimed Holocaust denier Paul Eisen, whose Deir Yassin Remembered group has been shunned by the Palestine Solidarity Campaign, in the name of refusing to “turn a blind eye to antisemitism”. Corbyn has addressed that claim via his spokesman, who said that “Jeremy Corbyn’s office” had had no contact with Eisen and that Corbyn disassociated himself from his extreme views – a denial that seems neither forceful nor convincing.

So, this one's just a rumour—which he did actively deny—he just didn't deny it hard enough?

on 22 August Corbyn is scheduled to share a platform with Carlos Latuff, a cartoonist who regularly uses antisemitic imagery in his cartoons but denies being antisemitic. Middle East Monitor, the group organising the event, has been accused by the Community Security Trust of promoting conspiracy theories and myths about Jews.

As far as I know, Latuff is a FIERCE critic of Israel, but is not anti-Jew. His blog is here and his art gallery here if you want to make up your own mind. He has done numerous pieces comparing the actions of Israel to the actions of Nazi Germany; but then again, so has Michael Leunig. So anyone who's ever spoken at an event that's also hosted Leunig must also be a cunt.

As for the Middle East Monitor: every partisan think-tank I can think of puts out bullshit propaganda that supports their own political viewpoint. Some details would have been handy.

• Written a letter defending Stephen Sizer, the vicar disciplined by the Church of England for linking to an article on social media entitled 9/11: Israel Did It

So, what I can gather from this article is that a Vicar linked to an article (which I can't find, but was supposedly about Israeli involvement in 9/11), and (again, supposedly) made the comment "Is this antisemitic, it raises so many questions". In response, the church banned the vicar from using social media. Corbyn (apparently) wrote a letter (which I also cannot find) saying the punishment was disproportionate, since everyone on the internet gets caught up linking to bullshit articles once in a while.

I want to see the primary sources before I make any judgement on this one.

• Taken tea on the parliamentary terrace with Raed Salah, who he described as “a very honoured citizen” despite that fact that Salah was charged with inciting anti-Jewish racism and violence in January 2008 in Jerusalem and sentenced to eight months in prison. He was found by a British court judge to have used the “blood libel”, the medieval antisemitic canard that Jews use gentile blood for ritual purposes

I'm not going to defend Raed Salah, but he is a popular elected leader in Israel—so see my comments on Hamas. Salah was charged with inciting anti-Jewish racism and violence, but he served the eight months only for the violence charge, as he was acquitted on the racism charge (although, the acquittal was overturned 18 months later—a decision which is pending further appeal, from what I can gather). As far as the British court goes, as far as I can tell, he was eventually cleared on all charges, which you can read about in an article Salah himself wrote FOR THE FUCKING GUARDIAN. If you look at the last paragraph, which refers to debate in the comments, and then follow the links, it's revealed that Salah addressed the "blood libel" statements in the article, but the editor removed that section for some reason.

Also, from what I can find, Corbyn has not "taken tea on the parliamentary terrace" with Salah, but he has said that he would if he had the chance.

Lastly, there's the connection to the "Stop The War Coalition":

During the disastrous Iraq war, the misleadingly named Stop the War Coalition released a statement which “reaffirms its call for an end to the occupation, the return of all British troops in Iraq to this country and recognises once more the legitimacy of the struggle of Iraqis, by whatever means they find necessary, to secure such ends”.

For the Ba’athists and al-Qaida militants who largely made up the Iraqi “resistance”, “whatever means necessary” included suicide attacks on Iraqi and British soldiers. More recently Stop the War has ludicrously accused the US of launching a “proxy war against Russia” in Ukraine.

If you genuinely believed the Iraqis were fighting an aggressive force of invading foreigners, wouldn't that be a fair statement to make? If Australia was being overrun by Iraqi soldiers, I'd have to think long and hard about whether or not I'd be condemning suicide bombers (even if they were right wing arseholes, or religious zealots, whom I would normally hate). Remember, the west has a long history of supporting and funding terrorists; except when we do it, we call them rebels, freedom-fighters, guerrillas, moderate liberationist forces, etc (until they turn on us, and then we go back to calling them terrorists—see al-Qaida & ISIS).

Also, to the best of my knowledge, al-Qaida were only able to establish a presence in Iraq because of the chaos that flowed after the invasion.

And I tend to agree with the sentiment that the US is using Ukraine to conduct a proxy war with Russia. We got a peek behind the curtain when the Ruskies intercepted and leaked a phone call between Assistant Secretary Of State Victoria Nuland and the US ambassador to Ukraine. BBC has their analysis here. Nuland's an interesting person, because she's part of the governmental machine that sits below the elected representatives (and doesn't get enough media attention, in my opinion). She's had basically the same role under Clinton, Bush, & Obama, and I highly recommend reading up on her, the Kagan family (of which she's a part) and the Project For The New American Century.

The US basically supported an uprising by a bunch of Neo-Nazi fascists in Ukraine, and John McCain even shared a stage with Oleh Tyahnybok, who is famous for his speech about Ukraine being run by a Russian-Jewish mafia, and his open letters decrying the influence of "organised Jewry".

Hey, according to the logic of this article, does that make John McCain, Victoria Nuland (herself Jewish), and maybe the whole US Govt antisemitic by proxy?

On top of that, I think there's a strong case to be made that a good chunk of what's going on with Syria stems from a proxy war between the US & Russia. To be honest, I don't think the problems in Syria & Ukraine are completely disconnected; but you sort of need to look at a good map of Eurasian oil & gas pipelines to understand why. Another article FROM THE FUCKING GUARDIAN alludes to this a little bit. And This video of Wes Clark (former head of NATO's military forces) is enlightening, as well.

Like I said before, I don't want to be defending Corbyn, since I don't really know anything about him. For all I know he's a fuckwit and an antisemite and believes in homeopathy—it's just that I have issues with that particular article and the way it was written.

Oh, and in regards to Corbyn's "radical" economic policy, I heard that one of the board members of the British central bank stated publicly the other day that in order to avoid the next big recession, UK would have to seriously consider outlawing cash (so that people couldn't take their money out of the bank) and then going to negative interest rates (so that you lose money the longer it stays in the bank—thereby forcing people to spend rather than save). Talk about being fucking radical.

Saturday, 26 September 2015

I hope you enjoyed your Saturday.

I spent almost the whole day today on the phone, trying to talk an elderly relative through the process of setting up and using a new printer.

Fuck my life.

***

This sketch was inspired by my previous conversation with Suze about Vanuatu, and specifically how it doesn't get cold over there in Winter. Which is probably true; but it reminded me of how easy it is to spot Victorians & Taswegians who come up here to QLD for a Winter holiday.

Monday, 21 September 2015

News, Sport, & Weather.

I've had a bit of an interest in speed-reading for a while now. I love the idea of being able to read masses of literature in no time flat; but I've never tried to get into it, because every time I start to research the topic, I come across info on the trade-off with reading comprehension and get turned off. As far as I'm concerned, comprehension is so much more important than speed, that even a small decline would be unacceptable.

As an experiment, I've decided to have a crack at speed-listening instead. A lot of software these days will do on-the-fly pitch-shifting when you adjust playback speed; meaning you don't get that chipmunk effect that you used to get when you fast-forwarded cassette tapes. So anyway, each week I've been gradually turning up the speed of my podcast player. I'm currently past the 2x point, and even if progress slows down, I should reach 4x (my player's top speed) by the end of the year. And here's the interesting thing: For the most part, the audio sounds almost completely normal. I mean, I'm kind of aware that it's sped up, but unless I'm listening to a fast-talker with a thick foreign accent, I don't feel like I'm having any comprehension trouble whatsoever. And any time I do turn the high-speed off to accommodate such a speaker, I find that they sound comically slow. I also have a sense that I'm understanding people better in real life—like I don't have to ask them to repeat themselves as much as I used to.

Anyway, a side-effect of all this is that I've had to start downloading more podcasts (any suggestions that anyone has would be greatly appreciated—but please, nothing musical—music sounds rubbish sped up). One of the places I've turned is the BBC. And as a result, I've heard A LOT about Jeremy Corbyn in the last week or so. Specifically, I've heard a lot of discussion about whether or not he can be removed from the position of Labour leader before he destroys the party. Which I find remarkable, considering he's only just been elected to the position—and with the largest number of votes ever in the history of any political party in Britain.

The only conclusion I can come to is that "common wisdom" has drifted so far towards neoliberal ideology that anyone who espouses economic ideals from the pre-Thatcher era is now dismissed out of hand as a raving lunatic. Seriously, amongst the dozens of hours of drivel I've listened to, I don't think I've once heard the pros & cons of his views properly examined or discussed. Rather, it's taken for granted that everything he says is idiotic bullshit that no sensible person could ever get behind (*remember, he was elected leader of a political party with more votes than anyone in Britain—EVER!*) and the conversation swirls around Labour ceasing to be a major party and whether one of the minor parties will rise to take it's place, or if the UK will transition to a system with one major party and a rabble of smaller ones.

I know you're not keen on politics Squib, but I'm curious to know if you've picked up any sense of how people up North (where, I believe, the socialist SNP hold 56 out of 59 seats) feel about old Jeremy?

*I'd also like to point out that after KRudd's election, when we had a Labor federal government and Labor state governments across the board, a number of experts here were similarly speculating whether or not it was the end of the Liberal party. Well, we all saw how that one turned out, didn't we?*

And now for something completely different … ACROBATIC GYMNASTICS! From the 1st ever European Games (held in June this year—yes I'm late in getting to it, I don't care).

BELGIUM: MIXED PAIRS
  Dynamic Routine  
  Balance Routine  
BELARUS: WOMEN'S GROUP
  Balance Routine  
  Dynamic Routine  

Also, the weather here is quite nice. How is it where you are?

Saturday, 19 September 2015

Wardrobe Malfunctions

Posting about the yobbo sheila I saw on the train the other day has reminded me of a couple of other things I've seen in the past few years.

This one was also on the train. If I had to guess, I'd say his pants were so tight because he'd gained weight since he bought them. Of course, he might've just been trying to show off the one obvious thing he had going for him.

This one was at a food-court in a shopping-centre. I guess the lesson here is that the way an item of clothing sits when you put it on and stand in front of the mirror is not necessarily how it's going to sit after you've been wearing it around for a while.

Tuesday, 15 September 2015

CUNT PUNT (+24hrs)

I've spent the last 24hrs listening to the ABC. I have not been impressed. Here are my thoughts:

  • If you'd listened to the way people were talking about Rabbit in question time today, you'd have sworn the man had died. It actually became self-parody a few times.
  • Hopefully this takes some of the shine of the media myth that the ALP are a fractured, disorganised, rabble, and the Libs are mature statesmen who know how to manage an economy. Nope; in the end, they're pretty much all easily-panicked muppets who'll do anything to hold onto their seats.
  • Any change that makes Rupert Murdoch tweet that he's sad, has to be a change for the better.
  • Hopefully, this makes the pole a little greasier for Corey Bernadi. He was doing a little too well under Abbott for my liking.
  • Somehow, Julie Bishop has retained her deputy position. Again. With a huge margin. If nothing else, I find her survival skills incredible.
  • Barnaby Joyce is a joke. He can huff and puff and make all the veiled threats that he wants, but the Nats haven't done fuck all for rural Australia in the last few decades, so there's no way they're going to risk the coalition over this.
  • Please stop saying that we've had "five prime ministers in five years". We haven't. Two of them were the same bloke. That's like if I had two pairs of undies that I wore on alternate days for a fortnight and then said "I've worn fourteen sets of knickers over the past two weeks". It's bloody misleading. Now, you could say that we've changed PM four times in the last five years. You could also say we've had four PMs in the last two years. Both of those are just fine.
  • Also, please stop talking about how foreign media outlets are covering the story. Apart from the Asia-Pacific region, nobody else in the world gives a rat's arse about Australian politics. Most yanks think we're situated somewhere between Hungary and Switzerland. The only reason we've gotten a mention on the BBC is because they're a 24hr news channel, and there's only so many times you can run the same depressing footage of Syrian refugees in an hour.
  • And another thing, the markets didn't get a "short-lived bounce" off the back of the leadership change. The markets fluctuate normally every day, and most people trading stocks don't give a shit who's running the country. The same goes for Australian business confidence. If the menu isn't changing, why would it matter one iota to business owners who sits at the head of the table?
  • The prevailing message that most Liberal party members seem to be taking away from this whole ordeal is that they had the policy and leadership stuff exactly right, but Tony Abbott just wasn't a deft enough salesman. I don't know how much credit I give the average Aussie punter anymore, but I pray to god this isn't true.

And now, thankfully, it's time to turn this shit off and relax with some Norwegian symphonic metal. (A prize of indeterminate value might possibly go to anyone who can tell me what film the video was taken from. I'm really curious to know.)

Yobbo & Goth

I was on the train the other day, when two young women got on. One was an Asian looking lass in a sort of heavy-metal-goth type get-up (emo?). The other had European features and looked like a bit of a yobbo: tiny, tiny shirt with no bra; tiny, tiny skirt with no knickers (which became obvious when she sat down); and well-worn sand-shoes with no socks.

Whether she'd left the house without underclothes or had somehow lost them along the way was not readily apparent. What she said to her companion did little to shed light the situation:

"Look at that (holding up phone). I'm gonna smash that bitch next time I see her. Maybe I'll film it an' put it up on FaceBook. Yeah, might fuckin' teach her a thing or two. Actually, ya know what we should do? We should go 'round to her mum's place and trash the joint. That'd fuckin' get the message across, wouldn't it? Fuckin' slut."

They both gazed unflinching into their phones. Neither spoke again.

Monday, 14 September 2015

CUNT PUNT!

To paraphrase talking arsehole Clive Palmer:

"Goodbye, Mr Rabbit; goodbye, goodbye!"

Saturday, 12 September 2015

On becoming a bigoted old cunt.

Y'know those old rellies you have that're always saying racist, sexist, and homophobic shit? I don't mean the ones that are right out there — the "shoot the poofters" crowd; I'm talking about the ones who probably had radically lefty views fifty years ago, but the world has shifted underneath them, and now those views are somewhere else on the map entirely.

Well, I feel like I can sense the world shifting underneath me.

Apparently there's a movement amongst some young folks to get rid of the concept of the gender binary. I'm guessing it's a movement that's been around for ages, but from what I've heard over the last year or so, it's starting to pick up steam. I'm hearing that in parts of Scandinavia now, it's common for protesters to take down or cover up signs indicating male/female toilets and change-rooms. In Sweden, there's apparently some debate about publications replacing han(masculine) & hon(feminine) with the "artificial" word hen(which most older Swedes think sounds dumb). I hear that on the West coast of USA, there's a push for unis to drop gendered pronouns like he/she/him/her/his/hers in favour of xe/xem/xyr.

And you know what? I think they've got a point.

Telling women to use this room and men to use that room is a form of sexist segregation. It's not really that different from telling blacks to go here and whites to go there. It also makes things difficult for anyone who doesn't fit neatly into such a rigid paradigm, ie: intersex, trans-gender, & gender-fluid people. And in that light, it seems to me that the simplest and most sensible course of action would be to scrap the whole idea of separation and just make everything unisex right?

riiiight

See, here's the thing … it doesn't matter how much I rationalise it in my head, I can't seem to change the way I FEEL about this. I like having segregated toilets; I don't want to get changed with the blokes; and just like those cantankerous old Swedes, I think xe, xem, & xyr sound kind of dumb. What's more, I have serious doubts about whether these feelings are ever likely to change. Which brings me to the uncomfortable conclusion that I am, and may forever be …

IN FAVOUR OF SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION.

My apologies to the younger generation and whomever else this negatively affects. I don't know what else I can say.

Thursday, 10 September 2015

Trend Spotting?

A recount of my last two totally Terra-fying weekends is in the works; along with a ponderous, navel-gazing rant (so look forward to that). In the meantime, I've whipped up this crap …

I've mentioned before that, in the last few months, I've noticed that the Asian teens in my neighbourhood are all wearing insane push-up bras.

Well, in the last few weeks, I've noticed that the Islander teens are all wearing sports jerseys with the front tucked up into their bra.

I'd like to make a note of two things:

A) Apart from Lil'Cuz, I don't really know anyone in my neighbourhood—which is something I kinda like, having lived in the bush so long.

B) Because I don't watch telly or read magazines, I haven't got a fuckin' clue about popular trends. I've got no idea whether any of this stuff is global, national, or just confined to my little corner of the world.

Educate me, ladies.