Xmas Flashback*

Hey, Nan?

Yes, luv?

Why does Santa have a really big sack?

So he can fit in all the toys for all the good little boys and girls in the whole world.

No, it's because he only comes once a year.

… You hear that one at school did you luv?

Yep.

That's dumb. It's not even funny.

*POTENTIAL TITLES

• It's not funny for the reason you think it's funny.
• Kids might say the damndest things, but old retired teachers have heard it all before.
• Grandma knows all about the dirty stuff. How do you think she became Grandma?
• It might not be obvious, but the real main character is Nan's home-made lamingtons.